Thoughts for Sharing: December 2011

Wednesday, December 28, 2011

Sunday, December 25, 2011

Everything happens for a reason

Sharing the following link with you:

http://youtu.be/zyQ5ZSMENF0

Nice video to watch if you have time.
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Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Sharing the following email with you:

A to K

After being married for thirty years... a wife asked her husband to
describe her.

He looked at her slowly... then said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H......ummmm ........I, J, K."

She asks..."What does that mean darling?"

He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fabulous, Gorgeous, Hot."

She smiled happily and said... "Oh, that's so lovely... What about I, J, K?"

He said, "I'm Just Kidding!"

His eye is still swollen.

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Saturday, December 17, 2011

Neti Pot's Death

For your information:

Never use tap water to cleanse sinuses when using neti pot.

Please read on:
http://health.yahoo.net/articles/flu/neti-pot-deaths-linked-brain-eating-amoeba-tap-water

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Friday, December 16, 2011

Just Pencils- Crayon

Sharing the following email with you:

A PENCIL MAKER TOLD THE PENCIL
5 IMPORTANT LESSONS JUST BEFORE PUTTING IT IN THE BOX :

1.) EVERYTHING YOU DO WILL ALWAYS LEAVE A MARK .

2.) YOU CAN ALWAYS CORRECT THE MISTAKES YOU MAKE.

3.) WHAT IS IMPORTANT IS WHAT IS INSIDE OF YOU.

4.) IN LIFE , YOU WILL UNDERGO PAINFUL SHARPENINGS, WHICH WILL ONLY MAKE YOU BETTER.

5.) TO BE THE BEST PENCIL, YOU MUST ALLOW YOURSELF TO BE HELD AND GUIDED BY THE HAND THAT HOLDS YOU.

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Tuesday, December 13, 2011

The Best Insurances for your child and grandchild

Sharing the following email with you:

Humour

The husband of a pregnant wife was thinking of buying insurance for his unborn baby.

So he asked PRUDENTIAL and the agent said, "don't worry man, we'll provide insurance right FROM THE BASKET TO THE CASKET".
The man was impressed but thought that he should probably seek another opinion.

He then approached AIA and the agent replied, "Oh, we have a new insurance policy which can protect your unborn child FROM THE WOMB RIGHT UP TO THE TOMB".
The man was stunned but thought that maybe all salesmen like to bullshit and decided to see the agent from GREAT EASTERN.

He told the GREAT EASTERN agent what PRUDENTIAL and AIA had to offer.
The GREAT EASTERN agent thought for a while and then said, "Tell you something, we have one that is even better than PRUDENTIAL and AIA. We'll insure your child FROM ERECTION TO RESURRECTION.

LONG LIVE GREAT EASTERN.

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