Annual Dementia Test

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It's that time of the year to take our annual senior citizen test.

Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles.
As we grow older, it's important to keep mentally alert. If you don't use it, you lose it!

Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of intelligence.
Take the test presented here to determine if you're losing it or not.
The spaces below are so you don't see the answers until you've made your answer.
So don't cheat!

OK, relax, clear your mind and begin.

1. What do you put in a toaster?

















Answer: 'bread.' If you said 'toast,' give up now and do something else.
Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, bread, go to Question 2.


2. Say ' silk' five times. Now spell 'silk.' What do cows drink?
















Answer: Cows drink water. If you said 'milk,' don't attempt the next question.
Your brain is over-stressed and may even overheat..
Content yourself with reading a more appropriate literature such as Auto World.
However, if you said 'water', proceed to question 3.


3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a greenhouse made from?
















Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said 'green bricks,' why are you still reading these???
If you said 'glass,' go on to Question 4.

4. It's twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany (If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany .)
Anyway, during the flight, two engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he can do so and the plane fatally crashes smack in the middle of 'no man's land' between East Germany and West Germany ..
Where would you bury the survivors? East Germany , West Germany , or no man's land'?
















Answer: You don't bury survivors.. If you said ANYTHING else, you're a dunce and you must stop.
If you said, 'You don't bury survivors', proceed to the next question.

5. Without using a calculator. You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales.
In London , 17 people get on the bus.
In Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on..
In Swindon, two people get off and four get! on.
In Cardiff , 11 people get off and 16 people get on.
In Swansea , three people get off and five people get on ..
In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven.
What was the name of the bus driver?
















Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! Don't you remember your own name? It was YOU!!

Now pass this along to all your friends and pray they do better than you.
PS: 95% of people fail most of the questions!! So Don't feel too bad.

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Color Test for Fun

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Color Test

These excerises are the things we're supposed to do to remove the cholesterol around our brain and try to slow up Alzheimer's Disease... It took me 2 times before I could finally tell this brain of mine to concentrate. A great test, do it until you get 100%!

Bet you can't get 100% on the first try! But I'm rootin' for you.

This is pretty neat! See how you do with the colors! Have fun!

It takes an average of 5 tries to get to 100%. Follow the directions!

It's harder than it seems, as it should be!

A brain waker-upper for today!

Click onto the following link:
humorsphere.com/fun/8787/colortest.swf

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A test for you...

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There was a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals,
a Lion, a Chimpanzee, a Giraffe, and a Squirrel, who pass by.

They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree.

Who do you guess will win?

Your answer will reflect your personality.

So think carefully ... ... Try and answer within 30 seconds

Got your answer?








Now scroll down to see the analysis.




















If your answer is:

Lion = you're dull.
Chimpanzee = you're a moron.
Giraffe = you're a complete idiot.
Squirrel = you're just hopelessly stupid.

A COCONUT TREE DOESN'T HAVE BANANAS.

Obviously you're stressed and overworked.
You should take some time off and relax!
Try again next year.

Take more breaks, laugh, laugh some more, and pass on laughter to others. It gets us through our days!

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Super Brain Yoga

Check this out:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSwhpF9iJSs


Tell me if this work.

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Can U read this?

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Our brain is just amazing.
Can U read this?

fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid, too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe tuo fo 100 anc.

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs forwrad it.

If you can read this, your brain is 50% faster than those who can't.

ONLY FORWARD IF YOU CAN READ

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A PRE-SCHOOL TEST FOR YOU

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I already knew I was dumber than the fifth graders...

but now it's the preschoolers??

A PRE-SCHOOL TEST FOR YOU

Which way is the bus below traveling?

To the left or to the right?

Can't make up your mind?

Look carefully at the picture again.


Still don't know?

Pre-schoolers all over the United States
were shown this picture and asked the same question.


90% of the pre-schooler's gave this answer.

"The bus is traveling to the left."

When asked, "Why do you think the bus is traveling to the left?"

They answered: "Because you can't see the door to get on the bus."

How do you feel now ???

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I know, me too.

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Test how old is your brain.

Test how old is your brain.

A. click link below. press START

B. screen will display 3 2 1, then a number pattern. Remember the pattern

C. when pattern disappears, click in the circles the order of the pattern from small to large

D. it'll figure out your brain's age try it.

http://flashfabrica.com/f_learning/brain/brain.html

Do it for fun...

Can you find the Ten of Us?

Can you find the Ten of Us in this photo?

Hint: Olivia, Nancy, Keith, Chris, Cal, Max, Ching, Adri, Ruby and Toni.

Photo taken in the National Gallery of Canada, Ottawa, July 2008.

Answer: Click on the comment button to find out.

(Aug 05, 2008)